Welcome to the End! (of 2020.) Plus the Female’s Year in Review!

Dear humans,

It is 10 PM, roughly, where the female lives. She’s made her resolutions for the year. The big one is ‘move out of this fucking apartment.’ Then she has ‘do better at cleaning, work less, play more.’ Standard stuff, but good stuff. Mostly.

‘Pet the cats’ more was not on the list, nor was ‘make the red dot appear.’ We’re concerned.

Please don’t antagonize 2021. Be polite and respectful. If you don’t cop an attitude with it, it might not cop an attitude with you. If the femal...