Caption Contest!

What do you mean I have to go back? (Winning caption by Carole Daneri. Photo by Aaron Horowitz, Bluebird Imaging.)

After much consideration and lengthy, sometimes violent debate—resulting in at least one arm-twisting and two lost toenails among the various, far-flung members of our secret panel of judges—an official winner has been chosen! Please raise your respective beverage recepticles for Carole Daneri of Facebookland for her clever and amusing caption:

"What do you mean I have to go...