The Hat

As part of my baseball learnin', I wanted to buy something that would mark me as a fan of the Red Sox. You can't really call yourself a fan until you wander around with a clear label identifying yourself as such. That way, if you see someone wearing a, say, Yankees cap, you can loudly yell, "Yoah grandmothah sucks wicked eggs, ya hoosier!" and then the game is afoot and then there will be a tussle!

I decided on a hat, because I don't really want to have to wear a parka all through Summer to...