Day 7 of the December 2020 Book Faire. We think. Oh, look! A squirrel! Ack. That’s just the female’s freshly washed hair…

Dear humans,

The female washed her hair last night. She found the necessary spoon to eradicate the rabid grease weasel. She completed her transformation into a rabid squirrel, as her hair went POOF and apparently, static electricity is real, and so is the disaster that is her head. But not all is lost, humans.

She didn’t have any knots.

We are considering this to be a miracle.

In other news, the female now has 3 active cross-stitch projects littering her desk of various complexities....