Protecting Your Assets

This is so utterly hilarious I am posting the entire thing. Daily Candy fills up my inbox regularly. I am so fed up with their steals and deals, I rarely even open the emails, however this caught my eye.

Protecting Your Assets

The Paparazzi Protector Slip

(Photo courtesy of Sheltini)

Know what's actually not sexy?

Showing your vagina to total strangers.

Know what else?

Taking off a slinky minidress to reveal bulgy, sausage casing underthings.

Avoid both mishaps with the Paparazzi Protector, a...