When A Young Lady Soaking in My Bathtub

When a young lady soaking in my bathtub

Said, “I want to go down the pub”.

I said, “my dear Rose

First, put on some clothes!”.

But Miss Rose, she has never been good …

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When a young lady soaking in my bathtub

Said, “I want to go down the club”.

I said, “my dear Rose

First, put on some clothes!”.

She said, “but Kevin, it’s a strip club!”.