Jon Hamm is an actor. A real, honest-to-goodness, kick-as...

Jon Hamm is an actor. A real, honest-to-goodness, kick-ass, blow-yr-mind actor. Who knew?

In other revelatory news, this long poem is killing me. It's like juggling. The potato I have up in the air has started to sprout and the milk's started to curdle. Meanwhile I'm riding a unicycle straight into hell.

How do you all handle long poems? Or do you? Josh is right. I won't be able to publish the thing, so why am I doing it? I don't know. I do know that if I produce ten pages, I'll end up with fi...