Two New Shorts Up

Hey all you BIG boys. There's a good chance the mosquito in my story "Proud To Be An Amerikkkkan" outdicks you. Sorry. "Proud To Be An Amerikkkkan" is now up at The Mustache Factor.

Oh, and just because a snack food has zero grams trans fat doesn't mean it's good for you. For more on this, please read my story "A Fun-o-Face® Has Zero Grams Trans Fat!" over at three minute plastic.