The Great Christmas Chicken Chase: An after action rep...

 The Great Christmas Chicken Chase:

An after action report and lesson in tactical brilliance.*

 

The story you are about to hear read is true, only
the names have been changed to protect the writer.

She came through the door and pulled off her coat.

“What took you so long?” I asked.

“One of the chickens got out. I’ve been chasing it. I
couldn’t get it back in.”

The chicken in question was