A Good Provider

You know that thing where you decide your family needs a thing and you will stop at nothing to get it? It’s definitely a strong urge, especially this time of year.

No, I didn’t bite anyone. I can’t believe you would ask that. (I can totally understand your asking that.)

Well, this weekend I decided we needed more Christmas lights. It’s Christmas, dammit, (I use that excuse to rationalize a lot of things, FYI) and it’s been a dreary year, and WE NEED MOAR LIGHTS.

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