Greens, like Nazis, see the entire world through the prism of one big idea: theirs

The Kindly Ones — Les Bienveillantes if you read it in French, which I didn't — is probably the most brilliant piece of trash fiction ever written. I dedicated most of the summer to Jonathan Littell's much-praised, internationally bestselling blockbuster and loved almost every minute of it.

But it's definitely not as great as Le Figaro thinks: 'A monument of contemporary literature.' Nor Le Monde: 'A staggering triumph.' Nor yet Anita Brookner who claimed, in The Spectator no less, that it is ...