The Great Christmas Chicken Chase: An after action repor...

 The Great Christmas Chicken Chase: An after action report and lesson in tactical brilliance.*   The story you are about to hear read is true, only the names have been changed to protect the writer. She came through the door and pulled off her coat. What took you so long? I asked. One of the chickens got out. Ive been chasing it. I couldnt get it back in. The chicken in question was