Historic Figure Pitch Session 2

" - so, it seemeth to Us that the truth should be known."

EE cringed. Dealing with authors was easy enough, but he couldn't cope with the massive figure who stood before him in doublet and hose. And codpiece. The codpiece was terrifying.

"But why now - ?"

"Because of this travesty that the BBC hath wrought!"

"Um - 'The Tudors'? But it's very popular - "

The monarch's lip curled. "They have set this Jonathan Rhys Meyers to play Us! He is a knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; furthermore, he ...