Ride the Sheep

Ladies and gentleman, please meet the second-best female mutton buster in all of Montgomery County, Texas. Don’t let the pink helmet fool you—young KaLee is as tough as they come. If that clown hadn’t snatched her away at the end, I reckon she’d still be riding.

A much less successful ride from the San Antonio rodeo is here. And because Microkhan is all about presenting both sides of the story, the case against this pee-wee rodeo event can be gleaned here.

Microkhan Jr. likely won’t participate.