It's Not the End of the World As We Know It (Although It Could Be Argued That Roland Emmerich Is One of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse)

NEW PALTZ, N.Y.-

How's this for a sign?

The North American release date of 2012, the latest and hopefully last disaster picture from the same aesthetes who brought you the cinematic "Ode to a Nightingale" that is Independence Day, is Friday, November 13.

My birthday.

This is wrong for so many reasons. If [...:]