Off pitch by Cathy Ace

Pitch (im)perfect – This week, you’re pitching the worst idea for a crime, mystery or thriller novel that you can think of – give us your synopsis.

This is a really difficult question to answer.

Why?

Two reasons:

a) I really don’t want to offend anyone by coming up with an idea they’ve already had/written/had published, and

b) I HATE WRITING SYNOPSES!!!!!!!!!! 

Let’s kick off with the fact I’m well aware that just because I think something is a terrible idea it doesn’t mean that everyone wi...