Two Of The Most Ungodly (And Ludicrous) Things I've Ever Heard In My Life

"This Thanksgiving, the proper way to show your family that you love them is to stay away from them . . . as far away as possible. The greater the distance, the greater the love."
                             - uttered by some doctor featured on an American radio news program

"Mothers should wear masks when they are breastfeeding their babies."
                  - a recommendation from another doctor featured on Hungarian television