How to Make Today Truly Miserable (Unofficial Unrecommended List)

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Open your eyes and think of all you didn't get done yesterday.



Assume the worst when your husband asks, "So do you have any plans today?" As if you didn't have a huge to-do list every day.



Push aside your Bible reading and jump into sorting that stinky pile of laundry.



Remember what it used to feel like to wear your skinny, skinny jeans.