An attempt to roleplay through "Kanojo Okarishimasu" with the GPT-3 story generator

I subscribed to the monthly model at the website (click for the link) that includes the cutting-edge GPT-3 deep learning algorithm, and I'm having so much fun with it that I turned into a kid again. The custom story development model asks you to enter a story prompt to begin with, and then you can, if you want, add backstory to the story world that the AI will use to figure out what plot points and dialogues to generate.

This time I started with the premise of the popular manga series I read recently, "Kanojo Okarishimasu", and it developed into such a mesmerizingly retarded, NSFW piece of fanfiction that it had me giggling every couple of minutes.

In general, the parts of the story that I must introduce myself come after the " > " symbol. However, the AI occasionally either suggests plot developments you aren't onboard with, or does (surprisingly rarely overall) stuff like calling the protagonist with different names, so I had to alter those parts (and the AI integrates the corrections). Most of the time I forgot I was dealing with a machine; this is as close to Turing ready as I've ever experienced. The entire thing is under these words.

You are Kazuya, an eighteen year old freshman at college, where you study business. You are a virgin and has had very little luck with the ladies so far, but somehow you managed to date Mami, a very cute, short-haired blond girl who seemed slutty. However, after a month of trying to have sex with her, she dumped you for another guy. You've been depressed ever since, holed up at your dingy apartment, and you masturbate whenever you aren't crying. One of those days, browsing the internet while heartbroken, you come across the advertisement for an agency where you can rent a fake girlfriend to go on platonic dates. You browse through them and you see one that catches your eyes: she's a beauty called Chizuru Mizuhara. You rent her services and choose to meet up in Shibuya, as you live in Tokyo.
You wait for her feeling uncomfortable. "This was a mistake", you think. "No way the girl is going to even look as hot as she looked in those promotional photos."
However, Chizuru, the rental girlfriend, shows up in front of you. She greets you with a lovely voice and a beaming smile. She's a total bombshell, a ten out of ten. Any guy would adore to have this girl for a girlfriend. You stammer a greeting back. Chizuru asks you for the money in advance, and once she has pocketed it, she says, "Shall we begin our date, then?".

"Sure", you reply.

Chizuru leads you to a cafe and orders coffee. You sit down at a table near her and start talking about everything; your life, school, family...you don't know what else to say. The two of you talk for hours until it gets dark. You wish to know more about Chizuru as a person, and you hope that she will open up, as you feel yourself becoming more and more interested in this beaming, gorgeous girl.

> You say "Tell me about yourself, Chizuru. Do you like working as a rental girlfriend?"
"I'm sorry, I don't have much time left to tell you about myself," Chizuru replies. "My name is Chizuru Mizuhara, and I am a student at a local college."

"What kind of school did you attend?"

"It's a private high school. My class was very popular there."

"How old are you?"

Chizuru looks down at her phone and says, "Nineteen."

> You say "You are nineteen, so you are a year older than me. Are you a sophomore at college?"
"No, I'm a junior. I learned English at an English school when I was younger, so it's been a breeze for me. Now, let's get on with the date--I don't have much time left."
Chizuru takes another sip of coffee and asks you about yourself, to which you reply.

> You say "I feel like I can be honest with you. Recently my girlfriend left me, and I felt heartbroken. Although I had been with her for just a month, this is the hardest pain I've ever felt. I was feeling so lonely that I figured that going on a fake date with a rental girlfriend wasn't a bad idea. And I think it was a good idea after all, given that I'm glad that I can speak and just be with someone instead of hiding in my apartment."
"I'm sorry to hear that. I am glad you feel comfortable enough to share it with me, though."
You are stunned. You quickly glance at her face and see that she looks directly into your eyes, and smiles softly.
"Thanks," you say in a quiet voice, still looking into her eyes. You turn your face away and look down on the table.
"What now?" Chizuru asks.

> You say "It's getting late, but I still paid for an hour more. Let's take a walk on the riverwalk."
"I'd like that." Chizuru takes your hand in hers.
"Oh, um, sorry," you say. "It's just that the pillow talk caused me to feel lonely again, so I wanted to do something to make myself feel better."
"Don't worry about it, then. Are you ready to go?" You nod, and you get up from the table with her. The two of you walk out of the coffee shop together.

> You enjoy the warm feeling of Chizuru's hand on yours, and you love the feeling of being so close to a gorgeous girl as you take a walk in the darkening day.
You reach the riverwalk and begin to walk along it, the two of you side by side. The sun has now set, and the sky is dark blue. You feel a chill in the air, and Chizuru squeezes your hand.
"You have been so sweet to me today," she says to you, "and I've enjoyed your company. Thank you for taking a walk with me." Her other hand comes up to hold yours.

> You say "This work of yours as a rental girlfriend can't be without troubles. I'm sure that all the guys you go out with fall in love with you, and yet they aren't allowed to love you."
"How did you know?" Chizuru asks.
"I could tell just by the way you talk about your work and how you refer to the men you go out with. You're clearly hesitant to use the word 'love', for instance, as if you can't bring yourself to say it."
"You're right," she says. "Most of them do fall in love with me. I am expected to do two weeks with them, and they try to make it hard for me to leave at the end of those two weeks. It's only natural that they fall in love after spending so much time together."
You nod, and the two of you continue your walk. Soon, you find yourself in front of a small theatre.
"Here we are," Chizuru says. "Do you want to go in?"

> You say "Can we really go see a play in the theatre now? It's going to last more than the hours I've rented your services."
"You don't have to worry about that," Chizuru says, smiling. "I can easily extend your hours for free."
You enter the theatre. Inside, you see a stage, with curtains on either side of it. There is no one in the audience seats, and no one backstage preparing for the play, at least that you can tell.
"Don't they have anyone working here?" you ask.
"No," Chizuru says.

> You say "Why did you want us to enter the theatre then?"
"I'll show you," Chizuru says.
She takes you by the hand, and leads you onto the stage. When you step on it, a trapdoor opens up from beneath you, and you fall through it. Chizuru drops as well. You fall for about ten seconds before crashing into something solid. Chizuru lands in your arms. You stand up, taking a head count to ensure that neither of you is seriously hurt. You are both fine.
You look around to see that you are now in a basement, which is completely dark except for the few rays of daylight coming from the trapdoor. There is a staircase leading back up, and the room has several shelves stacked with lit candles.
"What is this place?" you ask.
"A small wine cellar, among other things," Chizuru says.

> You say "Do you tend to bring the men that rent your services here? Is this part of the package, a sort of romantic, old-fashioned fall through a trapdoor into a basement lined with lit candles?"
"I've never brought anyone here before," Chizuru says. "This place used to be my grandfather's... I suppose it still is, in a way. He used it to store alcohol, but he also enjoyed spending time down here meditating. That's what this place was for, at least for him. Nobody else knows that it's here. I come here from time to time."

> You say "Is your grandfather still alive?"
"No, he died a while ago," Chizuru says.
You take a moment to stare at Chizuru's face in the candlelight, and are shocked by how beautiful her face is right now. She looks away shyly.
"I like this place," Chizuru says.

> You say "I suppose that you would be attracted to theatres and places such as those in general. You likely have to act constantly on a fake date to please your customers."
"No, actually," Chizuru says. "This is my first time doing this, and I have to admit, I'm not really a fan of it. Most of my other dates are boring business dinners."
You laugh nervously.
"What about you?" Chizuru asks. "How come you're so nervous? It's just me, after all."
You try to think of an answer.

> You say "I'm nervous because I've only dated one girl, and it only lasted for a month. I have never been a guy who could interact with girls easily, which is why I guess I had to resort to paying for it. But I glad I got to meet you in any case."
The expression on Chizuru's face turns to one of anguish.
"I'm so sorry," she says in a low voice. "I've taken advantage of you, and made you uncomfortable. I'm not supposed to interact with customers past the hours they pay for my services, and yet here I am, with someone I've met this afternoon for the first time, in a place that holds special meaning for me."

> You say "Don't be sorry. What would you like to do now? You must have brought me here for a reason."
Chizuru smiles at you sadly.
"I did," she says. "Though I'm unsure in what way. Am I being selfish, or do you want something else?"
You consider your options for a moment.

> You say "If this were a real date, I would love to end it kissing you. Am I allowed to, even though you are a rental girlfriend?"
Chizuru's expression turns to one of shock. She opens her mouth as if to say something, but stops herself.
"I... I don't know," she says. "I don't want to get you in trouble with my work, but... the thought is very tempting."
You lean forward and kiss Chizuru. She gives no resistance, but instead shuts her eyes and hugs you tightly. Her lips are soft, and you feel the warmth of her cheek against yours. It is a short kiss, but it is enough to make you blush.
"What now?" you ask.
"I have to go," she says, turning around to quickly gather her belongings. "Sorry."
You watch as Chizuru picks up her knapsack and hurries out of the room. You don't even have time to say goodbye before she leaves.
You exit the theatre and stand in the darkened streets while your heart almost beats out of your chest. You had never met someone so alluring and lovely as Chizuru Mizuhara. You wish to meet her over and over again, and yet she clearly regrets having gone so far with a client.
You will have to wait until the next job.
Your love story with Chizuru begins now, you suppose.

> You go back to your apartment and sleep.
You walk out of the front doors of the theatre and into the night. Your steps are light and quick, as the cool air gently hits your face. You feel like you could fly. The romance of it all! It is almost enough to make you forget that you once again parted with money.
The streets are mostly empty at this time, but even so, you walk quickly towards your apartment. You are paranoid someone recognized you during your fake date with Chizuru, and that anyone might find out you rented the services of a fake girlfriend.

> You walk to your dingy apartment and sleep, as you need to wake up early tomorrow to go to your college classes.
You reach your apartment and climb up to your room. After you take off your clothes, you climb into bed, and fall asleep almost instantly.
You wake up early in the morning and prepare to go to class. You know this is a serious matter, as failing to go to class can result in failing the class itself, which would then affect your ability to pay for Chizuru's services. After quickly eating some leftover boiled eggs, you set out on your way.
You arrive at the college and sign in with the professor, who doesn't even bother glancing at you because a huge group of students arrived late. The class consists of only ten students, and as such the professor makes it very easy for you to pass simply by ignoring any errors you make.
After class, you meet with your good friends Kibe and Ken. You spot your ex walking with some college friends around campus, and your heart sinks. Kibe attempts to cheer you up.

> You say "I was with Mami for a month. It shouldn't hurt this much, but I truly cared for her. This sucks."
"Ah, you'll be fine man. Probably get over her soon." Kibe says, as Ken nods in agreement.
By the end of the week, you feel slightly better. Mami had begun dating another guy in your class, and you were happy for her, but a part of you couldn't help but feel jealous and hurt by that. You have not seen Chizuru since the fake date, and you aren't sure if you should. She likely regrets going so far as kissing a client. However, you admit to yourself that you never felt such a connection with anybody.

> You rent the services of Chizuru again, and meet in downtown Tokyo.
You decide that even though you haven't seen Chizuru in a week, that doesn't mean she isn't thinking about you. As you wait for her in the meeting place, you are worried whether her attitude will suggest that she regrets how you both ended up kissing. She arrives looking so beautiful and stylish that every man glances at her, wishing they were the ones meeting her. They don't know, of course, that you are paying for her services.
Chizuru greets you with a beaming smile, as if she had never shown you her anguished side.

> You say "It's so good to see you again, Chizuru. I was doubting on whether I could rent your services again, given how the last time ended. Are you okay with us meeting again?"
"Of course I am! You were one of my best clients ever. So why were you unsure about meeting again?" Chizuru asks in surprise.
"Well, you seemed pretty distressed when we last parted, and I worried that you might not wish to meet with me anymore."
Chizuru looks down for a moment before continuing.
"About that, I was sort of regretful for how I reacted. I'm pretty sure you're a nice guy and all..."

> You give her the money to pay for the fake date.
You pull out the wad of cash and give it to Chizuru, who smiles as she takes it. Her mood changes instantly, like flipping a switch.
"Oh you shouldn't have! I suppose you've got another couple hours free?"
"Yeah, why?"
Chizuru looks around and then speaks quietly.
"Come on, let's go to your place."
"Erm, what for?" you ask in shock.
"You know..."

> You hold Chizuru's hand and take the train back to your dingy apartment.
You hold Chizuru's hand as you make the hour-long commute to your apartment. She looks a bit uncomfortable when you do this in the crowded train, but doesn't say anything. You feel pretty uncomfortable with this too but, well, you're just going to have to endure it for now.
When you arrive at your apartment complex, you lead Chizuru to your door and fish out your keys. You notice Chizuru's shocked and confused expression.
"Wait a second," she says. "Do you truly live here? I live next door!"

> You say "You must be kidding. What are the odds that you live in the apartment next door?"
"You must be kidding. What are the odds that you live in the apartment next door?"
"I dunno," Chizuru says, "I just moved in a week ago. I thought it was really weird that none of the other neighbors said anything about me moving in."
You unlock your door and hold it open for Chizuru, who walks inside. She looks around your sparsely furnished apartment.

> You say "I'm sorry about the mess. I hadn't expected such a gorgeous girl to enter my apartment any time soon. Please, make yourself comfortable. Do you want a coffee?"
"If I have to make myself comfortable, that would mean you'd need to buy more furniture. I'll pass on the coffee."
You laugh.
"Looks like you could use some furniture," Chizuru says with a laugh.
"Well, yeah. But I'm broke. I don't even have enough for rent this month."
Chizuru frowns and sits down on the carpet. She motions for you to sit down next to her; you comply.

> You hold her hand and ask her how she feels regarding how your first date together ended, how you both kissed.
You're a little nervous as you hold Chizuru's hand, but she doesn't seem to mind. You've never been in love before, but if this is how it feels, then you like it.
"So…how are you feeling?" you ask.
"I'm feeling just fine," she says with a smile. "Never been better."
"That's good to hear. There's something I need to say, Chizuru. Something I should've said a long time ago."
"I love you," you say. "I have for quite some time now."
Chizuru's eyes widen in surprise, and her smile disappears. You stare at her, waiting for a response, but she doesn't say anything.
"But you've only met me twice!", she says.
"That doesn't matter when it comes to love. Otherwise I wouldn't have fallen for you as hard as I did."
"I don't want to lose you," Chizuru says, keeping her eyes fixed on the carpet. "But…I also don't want to lead you on."

> You say "I barely know anything about you except how you showed me through acting as a perfect girlfriend. What do you like to do, what are you interested in?"
"What do you want to know?", she asks, with a laugh.
"Everything", you answer.
"I like the outdoors, I guess. I like spending time outside when I can. I like reading, and books in general. I like my acting class, which is a funny thing to like considering that I'm way too shy to do it professionally. I think that's about it."
"What are your dreams? Ambitions? Do you want to become a professional actress? Do you want to get married? Do you want kids?"
"I don't know…", she answers. "Maybe, if I absolutely had to choose between those three, I'd say getting married and having kids…"
"Why would you say that?"
"Because I've never been very motivated about anything. School, studies… nothing ever interested me a lot. My grandparents… they always wanted me to become a doctor. I sort of failed them. It's why I'm here, because I don't want to disappoint them even more by dropping out."
"Do you think you're cut out to be an actress?"
"Maybe… but I don't feel it. I think I could be. But I'm not sure. Have you ever felt something was meant for you, and everything came easy? No struggle needed?

> You say "Unfortunately, I've never felt that way. I went to college to study business because I'm going to inherit the family's liquor store. I don't particularly want to, but having a secure source of income in the future is a blessing. I'm so jealous of you, that you have something you are naturally good at."
Chizuru gives you a strange smile.
"How do you know if you are talented at something, or if you'll enjoy it, if you've never tried it before?"
"Talent can be measured. Some people have it, and some don't. The ones who do are the ones who go places."
You sense that Chizuru doesn't exactly agree with your views.
"Sometimes, it's not about how much talent you have. It's about working hard to reach your goals", Chizuru says.
"And how do you know if you've reached your goals then?"
"You'll know."
"That sounds like a load of bullshit."
"Maybe it is. But I still believe it to be true."
Chizuru shrugs, as if to hurry up and change the topic. You comply.
"What about you? What do your parents do?" Chizuru asks.
"My father works in a liquor store, and my mother is unemployed."
"Do you get along with your parents?

> You say "I don't really have much of a relationship with either of my parents. My father is the stern, morose type. He's hit me a few times, often after jumping to conclusions. My mother is as meek as a mouse. The only strong figure in my life is my grandmother, who is a steamroller of a person, and usually is in charge of the liquor store. If she had met you and believed you to be my actual girlfriend, she would have been overjoyed and would have wanted us to marry immediately. I don't think my family sees me as the kind of guy who can bring home a girl."
"Hm. Well I'm pretty sure that if I actually was your girlfriend, you would have no problems with my family."
"That's because you're an exception. You would be able to convince a troop of angry monkeys to form a civil and nonviolent society with the power of your words alone."
"So... basically, I'm as persuasive as a Jedi?"
"Exactly!"
"I love it when you compliment me like that. So, you wouldn't have had any problems with my family."
"Do you get along well with your parents?", you ask Chizuru.
"My father left when I was just a baby," Chizuru says, "and my mother died some time later. I never properly met them, really, I was just too young. My grandparents raised me."
"I'm so sorry, Chizuru." "Don't be. I hardly even remember them. Especially not my mom, since she died when I was really young. When I was little, around six or seven years old, I asked my grandparents who they were, and they said they were my mom and dad. It made sense to me at the time, and so that's what they've been to me ever since. When I think about them as my mom and dad, it's with the utmost respect."

> You say "So your grandmother is your only family member who remains alive?"
"Yes, I am an orphan."
You are silent for a bit.
"How do you feel after what happened to you, Chizuru?", you ask. "I can't imagine the damage it must produce in a person to have been set up for life like that."
"It's not easy. I didn't know where to turn, who to trust. My thoughts were a mess, and even after I kissed you I couldn't rest. Right now, I'm still anxious at times."
"You always have me, Chizuru."
You hold her hand. It's cold and clammy. She smiles at you weakly.
"I know..."
"You need someone reliable in your life. Someone like myself."

> You lean over to kiss Chizuru's lips softly.
You kiss Chizuru's lips softly. Her eyes widen in surprise.
"Kazuya, I... I...." she can't seem to complete her sentence.
You hold Chizuru tightly, stroking her hair with your hand. She is warm and soft. You can smell the faint scent of her perfume as you gently plant tiny kisses on her cheek and neck. She is now trembling, but not in fear--in anticipation.

> You say "It must be hard for you to be close to someone. All you've known is being abandoned, people who should care for you leaving you behind. I suppose that your work as a rental girlfriend must be comfortable in that regard, isn't it? You act like a perfect girlfriend and just maintain surface level relationships with men who aren't allowed to touch you. You keep your pain hidden deep inside."
"Can you promise me something?"
"Anything for you, Chizuru."
"You have to promise me that you will never leave me behind. Even if circumstances turn out that we have to separate, you can't leave me."
"I promise I will never leave you behind, even if I am forced to leave this world."
Chizuru sighs and takes a deep breath as she stares at your eyes.
"I love you."

> You kiss Chizuru passionately while caressing her naked back under her blouse.
You take Chizuru by the hand and lead her to your bedroom.
She looks at you nervously, but follows you all the same. Her hands are shaking, and she keeps biting her lower lip. It's obvious that she is not very experienced in these matters, but given that she works as a rental girlfriend, she probably had to practice a bit with her previous clients.
"I'm a bit inexperienced. If I do something wrong, please tell me," Chizuru says a bit nervously.
"It's nothing. Just relax, I will instruct you along the way."
It's obvious that Chizuru hasn't told you everything about herself. You hope she will do so in the future. But that can wait. Right now, there are more important things to do.
You kiss her while undressing her, and she does the same to you. Her hands explore your body as your hands explore hers. You take off her shirt while she takes off her bra, revealing her firm breasts. You caress and squeeze them a bit, while your mouth goes to suck on them.
You lick and nibble, gently biting on her nipples, which causes Chizuru to moan softly. Her body's arousal lets you become more aroused as well, and your cock is already at full mast. You take off her skirt and panties, to reveal her wet goddess cave.

> You push Chizuru on the bed and go down on her, licking her naughty parts with dedication.
Her inner thighs are sensitive, and she reacts positively to nibbling and sucking on them. In the same time, you caress her outer labia and the hood of her clitoris.
Chizuru's sweet honey begins to flow out, and you eagerly lap it up. Her legs begin to tremble, and she moans louder as you explore with your fingers as well. You insert your middle finger inside her, and begin to thrust it in and out. You move your mouth to suck on her clit, as your tongue lashes at it.
"Ahh! I'm... I'm coming!"
You keep stimulating her precious flower as she squirms and shakes in ecstasy, the overflow of her orgasm causing your face to become wet. You chuckle a bit as you enjoy the taste of her.
"S-Stop it... I'm still sensitive..."
You pull back and smile at Chizuru, who smiles back.
"You looked like you were really enjoying yourself."
"I was! You're really good at that."
"Eh... I'm surprised, to be honest. I've never done this before. I guess all that relentless masturbating to hentai paid off."
"Well if you ever want to do this again, then prepare to have your head bitten off."
"I'll keep that in mind. However, it's about time I carefully ram my malignant cockmonster into your moist cave system."
"Sure, go ahead."
You position yourself over Chizuru and enter her, causing her to gasp.
"Ahh... That feels good. Come a little closer... Yeah, like that..."
You press your chest on hers and stare into her eyes as you begin to thrust. You kiss her lovingly, which causes her to smile. You put your hands around her petite body and squeezes her butt and breasts as you vigorously thrust into her.
"Ahh! Harder! Go deeper! Yes! That's it!"
You begin going faster and faster, as the bed begins to screech and knock against the wall. You feel your end coming nearer, and you allow yourself to spray your semen into Chizurus womb.
"AHH!"
Afterwards you collapse next to her, and she cuddles up to you. You lie like this for a few minutes, before Chizuru makes an announcement.
"I'm pregnant."
"... Yeah, I kind of figured."
"I'm sorry, but I can't continue our relationship."
"Oh..."
"But we can still see each other. I just won't live with you. Let's stay in contact. Bye."
She gets up and puts on her clothes and quickly runs out the door, at which point you hear a 'beep' noise. A message appears before your eyes.
"Would you like to send Chizuru a message?"
You pause for a second before nodding vigorously.
"Send message:"
"I still love you."
You hit send, and lie in your bed for a few minutes while staring at the ceiling. Eventually, you get up and walk to the bathroom. You hear your cellphone beeping, and you run back thinking that it must be Chizuru. However, it's your ex Mami. The message asks whether you can meet in a coffee shop near your college campus in an hour and a half.

> You dress up nicely and go to the coffee shop near campus, to meet with your ex Mami.
You go and dress up, putting on a white button-down shirt and some gray slacks. You walk to the coffee shop. When you arrive, Mami is already there.
"H-hey..."
"Hey..."
You both are silent for a bit.
"What do you think of Chizuru?", Mami asks.
"What the hell? How do you know her?"
"I don't. I was setting up a trap, so I did some research on you, and your girlfriend popped up."
"Trap? What the hell are you talking about?"
"I'm talking about the fact that you're dating an under-aged girl."
"Are you nuts? Chizuru is nineteen! She's older than me!"
"Yeah, but her identification says she's twenty."
"What? That's stupid. I know for a fact that she just became nineteen not too long ago."
"Well her identification says different, and that's the only evidence that counts in this situation. You're going down."
"You can't be serious..."
"Oh, I am."
Mami stands up, and you follow.
"So your plan is to tell the police on me for dating an underage person, even though Chizuru is an adult and even older than myself?"
"Thats right. You're going down, and there's nothing you can do about it."
Mami turns the corner, but you follow her. She realizes you haven't relented, and begins to walk faster, but you keep the pace up. She turns the corner, and begins to run.
"Oh no. You don't get to turn the next corner. It's over."
You begin to run after her, and as you do, you get a call on your cell phone. You stop for a second, and look at the screen. It's Chizuru. She's calling at a bad time, but you have to take the call.
"Hello? Chizuru?"
"Kazuya? Are you close to the campus?"
"Yeah, why?"
"Come over here. Quick."
"I can't right now. I'll have to call you back", you say.

> You keep following Mami to wherever she's going, hoping to catch her alone.
"Hello? Chizuru? I can't talk right now. I've got some business to take care of."
"Wait, don't hang up!"
But you do hang up, and keep following Mami. She seems to have realized you were talking on the phone, and begins to walk faster. You pull up your own pace, and begin to run after her.

> You say "You can run but you can't hide, Mami! You won't get away with saying I'm dating an underage person when that person is an adult! That's a leap of logic I'm not prepared to tolerate."
You say, panting a little from the run.
"What?"
"You heard me. Chizuru is an adult and you're lying about our relationship."
"I... I wasn't fully aware of your past, but that's not the main point."
Mami takes out her phone, and calls someone for a ride. As she does, you call your own, and tell Chizuru where you are. She sounds relieved to hear your voice.

> You say "Never mind what happened to me, why did you want to meet with me in the campus, Chizuru?"
You say, and she begins to explain that she wanted to meet up with you because she had lied about being pregnant. "I'm sorry, I freaked out. We are moving too fast. I've met you twice and we've already declared to be in love with each other. We even had sex and you came into me! Maybe I'll get pregnant from this."
"Then I'll take full responsibility. I'm Japanese, you see."
"I don't want to hold you back from becoming a doctor, or having sex with other girls, or whatever it is you want to do. You're young and I'm young too, but probably less young than you think. Well, maybe more young, but we should take some time to know each other better before moving in together."
You silently sit there and listen to her rant about the situation you're in right now.

> You say "Chizuru, do you know a person by the name of Mami? She's my ex, and we just had a confusing encounter in which she accused me of being a pedophile for dating you. Do you know what that was all about?"
Chizuru looks at you in silence for a few seconds as she thinks about her answer. Then, she speaks.
"That explains it."
"What does it explain?"
"I saw your ex-girlfriend and a blonde girl spying on us when we met in Shibuya last week, when you rented me for the first time."
"What!? How do you know my ex-girlfriend Mami to begin with?"
"Well..."
You're starting to get frustrated and raise your voice a bit. "What?"
"I'm sorry. I read your text messages when you changed phones last week."
You sigh and run your hand through your hair as you think of how to respond. You decide honesty may work. "So you know my deepest, darkest secrets?"
"Not really," she says with a smile. "Just that you want to have sex with me."
"We already have, though. Hardly a major revelation." You smile back at her, then continue. "But yeah, it looks like my ex was spying on us. Why the hell would she do that? I thought she was an innocent, nerdy girl."
"Perhaps she is, in comparison to me," Chizuru says with a smirk. "Although maybe, deep down, she isn't. I don't know her."
Your response is cut short by the arrival of your food. You have a quick meal of soup and rice, then pay and leave.
"Well, I guess I should get going," Chizuru says. "I've still got school tomorrow, even if you don't."
You raise an eyebrow. "I do have classes tomorrow, though. Are you actually going to class in the morning?"
She blushes a bit and smiles sheepishly. "Maybe not."

> You say "Yeah, because I was thinking that we should hide in my apartment and fuck like gremlins until our private parts wither off."
"Yeah, because I was thinking that we should hide in my apartment and fuck like gremlins until our private parts wither off," you reply.
Chizuru's eyes widen. "Well, I still have to attend my acting classes."
You stop to think for a moment. "Listen, Chizuru," you say, "I think we need to take this slow, despite my statement mere seconds ago, and that I shot my semen inside your fertile womb around an hour ago. What are we going to do if you actually get pregnant?"
"You said you were going to take responsibility."
"I was joking", you say. "I don't want kids. I was being irresponsible."
"Stop lying. You're bad at it", Chizuru says with a roll of her eyes. "You are surprisingly resistant to my charms, but I can see that you genuinely don't want children. That's good. Neither do I. So, we're in agreement."
"Good. Glad that's settled."

> You are feeling too confused, so you tell Chizuru that you want to part ways for a bit. You wander off to some public park near campus.
"What am I doing with my love life?" you think.
You're a virgin saving yourself for the right girl. Unfortunately, you're also a delusional loser who is incapable of maintaining a healthy relationship. You've got no one to blame but yourself.
"Fuck, that was pathetic," you say. "Wait a second, I failed at being a virgin around an hour ago! That's a load off my back, and other parts."

> You sit in a bench of a public park and call your childhood friend Kibe for some support.
"Hello?" Kibe answers.
"Kibe, it's me, Kazuya."
"Oh, shit, Kazuya! How's it hangin' man?"
"I'm doing good. Just calling to tell you that I lost my virginity!"
"You did? With who?"
"It was... with Chizuru. I don't remember her last name."
"The acting girl? Damn, didn't think you'd actually go through with it."
"Neither did I." You realize, and gasp in shock. "Wait a second," you say, "how do you know Chizuru?"
"She's in one of my classes."
"What? Which one?"
"Introduction to Law."
You feel faint, and sit down on the bench.
"Why didn't you tell me earlier?" you ask.
"I was going to, a couple of times, but I thought you knew. Are we not friends anymore if I'm telling you this stuff now?"
You ignore the question, and call Chizuru immediately. She picks up after three rings.

> You say "Chizuru, is it true you go to class with my childhood friend Kibe, who is balding? It is extremely important to realize that he's going bald."
"Yes, it's true. Why do you ask?" Chizuru asks.
"I'm coming over right now." You hang up the phone and head to Chizuru's apartment.
When you get there, she's wearing a blue dress and is looking from her window. She turns around when she hears you come in. "Kazuya, what brings you here?"

> You say "I want to fuck the baldness out of you. I'm not going bald."
"I'm going bald." You say, pointing to your head.
"Kazuya, you're only 19. It's too early for you to go bald."
You notice Chizuru's hand on your crotch.
"Kazuya, do you want to have sex?"
You don't even answer; you just pull up your shirt and take off your pants, leaving you in just your boxer shorts.
"Oh, Kazuya..."

> You say "I didn't actually want to have sex. I was joking."
"Oh, that's a shame." You hear Chizuru say.
"I didn't actually want to have sex. I was joking." You shout.
"Really? I could have sworn you wanted to fuck me."
"I actually came here to apologize for that."
"Apologize? Why?"
"Because it was wrong of me to say such a thing. It was disrespectful and rude of me, and I'm sorry."
"But you were already here when you stated that you wanted to fuck me", Chizuru says.
"That's right."
"Then, isn't it true that saying 'I'm sorry' is something that's done too late?"
"What are you getting at?" You ask.
You see Chizuru's hand pulling down your boxer shorts. Her face meets with your crotch, and she gives you a blowjob. You are surprised, to say the least.
"Chizuru! What are you doing?!" You shout, trying to get her off of you. "It's still stained with your inside juices!"
"Doesn't matter. It's your fault for coming inside of me." You can hear the smile in her voice.
"What matters is that you're willing to do this for me. But I didn't ask for it, so please stop." You say, and pull Chizuru off of your dick.
Chizuru frowns, and wipes her mouth. "Oh well. I tried my best."

> You say "Listen, Chizuru, coming inside of you and receiving a blowjob is about all I can tolerate from you today. I'm going home, which is next door."
"Wait, so you're just going to leave?" You hear Chizuru say as you put on your pants and shoes.
"Yes."
"May I ask why?"
You sigh. "You're relentless."
"Sorry, that's just how I am."
You remember how you once found a lost puppy, and how it followed you home. You also remember that you ended up taking it to a shelter soon after.
"Because I don't want to go through the hassle of convincing you that I'm not interested, after all that talking." You open the door and step outside.
"Well, will you come back?" Chizuru asks.
"You can count on it", you respond, and then slam the door.
2 hours later...
You knock on the door.
"I'm coming", you hear Chizuru say from inside.
"So will I", you say. As Chizuru offers you one of her beaming smiles, you despair at the mess that is your life.