The Fiver | Brendan Rodgers really did a number on Marcelo Bielsa

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Poor old Hipster Fiver! Our wispy-bearded try-hard cousin is in a catatonic state right now. He’s had one hell of a shock to the system, you see, his entire worldview unravelling completely and spectacularly on Monday night as Brendan Rodgers took Marcelo Bielsa to school. Brendan Rodgers! Hipster Fiver hasn’t been this distressed since discovering the B-side of his 672g vinyl copy of A Love Supreme is a mispress, with Baby Shark where Part 3: Pursuance should be, and Part 4: Psalm replaced by Agadoo (Version). Hipster Fiver feels like crying. He’s already been pee pee. Eleven times.

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