10 Proof or 5 Percent ABV

Hey, did you hear that Apple, the computer company, wants to develop their own autonomous cars? They have a huge problem to overcome. They are having trouble loading Windows!

I can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he gives me the gate code, it will be the first time I live in a gated community!

If you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a musician for many years. And after all these years I still get recognized once in awhile. It is at Family Reunions, but I still get recognized!

The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental massage parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be self-serve! When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master" because of all the beer I drank. When I look back now and think about all the money I spent on beer over the years, if I had that money today, think of all the beer I could buy!

  This is,Hoping You Had A Safe Halloween
Jim Hauenstein,
And, “Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
- Benjamin Franklin -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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