I know a guy who’s itching to use his new engraver, but it only carves Honest Killer into a thing, which I find to be serendipitous considering the name of my new book. He’s prepared to make like Michelangelo and chisel shit, but I wanna get an idea of how many he should make. Post a non sequitur emoji if you might like to own one, and we will begin toying.