About this.That’s hella cute and might even be true. BUTI think that there might be moreto his not...

About this.

That’s hella cute and might even be true. BUT

I think that there might be more
to his not so great performance.

Cazador was very controlling of his
spawns.

“Thou shalt obey me in all things.

Thou shalt not leave my side unless
directed.

Thou shalt know that thou art mine”

Now, can you believe that Cazador would
let Astarion out to have fun when he is not busy torturing him? Me neither.

I can see Astarion and all other
spawns just standing in Cazador’s lair along the walls, striped of their
clothes to show his poems carved into their skin. Pieces of his art, put on
display like open books or painting in a museum. Maybe Cazador is resting at
the moment – it doesn’t mean they can move. If they dare to, he’ll flay them.
Again.

Sure, Astarion’s job was to seduce people
and lure them onto Cazador’s table. But I don’t believe Cazador would allow
Astarion to lay more than a finger on his future dinner, not to mention uhh bodily
fluids exchange.

With all that in mind… I think there is a possibility
that a night with MC is a first (or first consensual, if you consider Cazador
abusing him this way) sex Astarion had in 200 years. So some difficulties are to
be expected.

Now if that’s true then MC is a ridiculously
special snowflake ahah. They are Astarion’s first taste of sentient beings
blood and his first (good) bang in 200 years. That’s a lot of weight to carry!
I’m actually relieved that Lae’zel can share this burden with MC.

In conclusion:

1. I CAN’T WAIT to see Cazador’s lair.

2.