Why I'm Breaking Up With "Glee"

Once upon a time, Glee was a cute, cheeky reflection of teens, music and pop culture. Now, each episode goes something like this:

Song
Gay references
Song
Close up on Lea Michele's nose
Talk about bullying
Settling a fight through song and dance
Crying about bullying or gay issues
Song
Kid in the wheelchair talking like a wigger for some reason
Song
Bullying
Gay issues

If Artie can't rock out, then the terrorists win!

 

Eons from now, when advanced man looks back on this time they'll be like "Dude. Is this what teenagers were doing? Singing and wearing bowties and shit?"

"I know right?" the other super evolved human would say. "Like, WTF. Was this the golden age of being a pussy or what?"

"Fuckin ay, man," the first one will sigh into his super evolved beer. "I bet everyone was pretty pissed when the world didn't end in 2012."

 

Good thing he put it on a shirt, I'd never have guessed it