Letters from me

Dear Readers,

I know I am not Jane Austen. *checks driver's license.* Nope, still not Jane Austen. Also, I know Prada & Prejudice is not Pride & Prejudice. But just so you know, never once while writing Prada did I pause, tap my finger on my chin, and say to myself, "Wow, I think this is better than the classic! And readers will think so too!" 

Really. I know that you're not going to think Prada & Prejudice is better, is going to replace the original. I'd be batshit crazy or ridiculously arroga...