OMG this question gave me life so thank you. Hermes said that Hades is on the list three times, actually.
I heard these answers in Hermes voice so here ya go:
1. Foursome with The Three (even though Zeus is a dick)
2. Threesome with Hades and Ares.
3. Replace email.
4. Submissive sex with Hades.
5. Pirate role play.
I hope these were as entertaining for you as they were for me.