Christopher Columbus Did Nothing Wrong by Modern Standards

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All Christopher Columbus did was impose multiculturalism via open borders, both things I’ve been reliably informed are good for nations and are the wave of the future.
There was no good Italian or Spanish food in the Americas until the age of exploration. Just bland, boring corn and stuff. Lame!


Interracial marriage is good for genetics. The Americas had weak-ass genetics until Columbus opened the Western Hemisphere for settlement. You’re welcome.
How many university graduates were there in the Americas before mass migration? Exactly.
Christopher Columbus opened up the free movement of capital and labor to the Americas. Free markets = free people. So quit your bitching.
Colonists to the Americas were fleeing poverty and oppression for a better life. Refugees are always welcome.

These are arguments used in favor of open borders, mass migration, and multiculturalism today. What changed between now and the 15th century?

Anyway, America can’t have any holiday, religious or secular, without racial grievance-mongers and angry political weirdos pissing all over them. So the only recourse is mockery.

Christopher Columbus did nothing wrong.

The Last Ancestor tells the tale of interstellar voyagers. It’s awesome. Buy it here.