Topic Tag: What You Paid For

This week's topic tag is a mix of so many strange ideas, I was seriously worried I wouldn't fit them all in.  Luckily, I am insane.

The door was open a crack, but Oscar knocked all the same.  There was no answer at first, so he took hold of the door knob and knocked again, with slightly more force.  Something inside shifted, and he thought he heard snickering.

"'ello?" came a thin voice.

"Hello, yes," said Oscar, clearing his throat.  "I'm looking for misters Boots and Heehaw, please."

"Thas'...