I’m Not a Pheasant Plucker

When I put food out for the birds, I don’t expect a big fat pheasant to waddle along and scoff the lot. Bold as brass it was. Where’s the pheasant plucker when you need him? I feel a tongue twister coming on. I'm not the pheasant plucker, I'm the pheasant plucker's mate, And I'm only … Continue reading I’m Not a Pheasant Plucker →