PETER HITCHENS: If anyone tries to force apart mourners at my funeral, I���ll be back to haunt them!

This is Peter Hitchens��� Mail on Sunday column

If anyone tries to keep the mourners ���socially distanced��� at my funeral, I will come back from wherever I may be to haunt them. They won���t like it, I promise. 

And I also expect any members of my family to respond with proper British vigour to any such attempt.

If there is one place where Pfeffel Johnson���s nasty new petty dictatorship ought to be afraid to tread, it is in this intensely private, raw occasion, when we stare through tears ...