GaryView: The Vampire Diaries

Gary: There's one thing I don't get about all these stories with vampires in high schools.
Lissa: Only one thing?
Gary: Okay, so hundreds of things, but the one thing that really bugs me is why does anyone think a vampire would want to go back to high school?
Lissa: I don't know. To catch up on calculus?
Gary: Oh. I hadn't thought of that.
Lissa: I was joking.
Gary: But that makes sense. If you didn't understand calculus before you became a vampire, anyway. School had a pretty simple approach. A va...