If I Were A Somali Pirate

These idiots quite literally break down into crew (Fishermen), muscle (thugs who know which way to point an RPG, most of the time), and "technical specialists" (someone who can actually operate a GPS).

Literally.

What they need is a LAWYER.

If I were a pirate, I'd simply voice support for the others, and wait until they had 2-3 ships seized.

I'd then infiltrate my Loyal Henchmen with orders but little background, to show up, be enthusiastic, offer beer, then shoot every single one of the other pirat