Writing Exercise

The first thing anyone does upon achieving their 15 minutes of fame is to write a book in which they brag about, lie about, or justify everything they did. It hasn't always been this way, but what if it was? Choose a person from anytime in history who did something fame-worthy, and write the scene in which they pitch their book to Evil Editor. Don't choose an author; we've already done pitches from authors through history.

300 words max. Deadline Sunday, 10 AM eastern.