It's funny because it hurts.

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Perhaps try these for your next blurb and/or review:

"a very generous book" – The poet has included a ten pound note in every copy.

"the language is muscular" – The poet has done the proper stretches before writing.

"startling" – I dropped the book on my foot and was startled by its sheer weight.

"addresses the poet's roots" – The poet will be going to a different hair stylist next time.

"resonates" – The poems are written on a large bell.

"very necessary work" - It was necessary the poet published the book, if their reputation as a currently publishing poet was to be upheld.

"like a palimpsest" - It seemed like recycled paper was used.

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