Pairs With Mer Soleil Silver Chardonnay and My Cat's Interview Of Me

With the release of my debut novel, Pairs With Life, just around the corner, my publisher requested that I do an interview on my podcast. The problem is, I'm not exactly famous yet, so it's not like Edward R. Murrow is willing to rise from the grave and give me an interview (and if he did, it'd be pretty gross and terrifying anyway). So, with no one else to turn to, I got my cat, Jazzy, to involuntarily volunteer to interview me about my book's release. Through the miracle of Google Translate, and a glass or three of Mer Soleil Silver 2017 Monterey County Unoaked Chardonnay, Jazzy digs past 300 million years of feline predatory evolution to talk about the motivation behind my book.