10 Things That Are Attractive

Usually the things trending on Twitter are bafflingly ghetto like #DemSmallBitchesCan'tHandleMaDick (I'm not making that one up) or Justin Bieber related. But today one was #10ThingsThatAreAttractive, which for once is right up my alley.

So, in the spirit of jumping on the bandwagon, here are 10 things that women find attractive. Guys, listen up.

1. Confidence – There's a HUGE difference between confident and cocky. A lot of times women will forgive a little cockiness because we'd rather have a guy who overshot in that department versus one who came across as a giant wuss. Because we don't like dating someone insecure and needy any more than you do.

2. Manners – I went out on a first (and last) date recently with a guy who managed to use the word penis 11 times. Eleven. On a first date. I cringed and winced every time. He didn't get the hint. On dates, always pretend that your mom could be in the next room, casually listening. If you wouldn't say "clitoris" in front of her (which he also wove into our conversation) don't say it to your date.

WWPWD?

3. Charity – I loved my ex, Big Red, like you wouldn't believe, but I knew it wouldn't last when he refused to give a homeless man soup in the middle of a blizzard. The kid was a pro athlete and made $4 million a year but "didn't want to waste money" buying a guy some dinner.

4. White Teeth – In this day and age, there is NO REASON why we all shouldn't have sparkly white teeth. Crest Strips are like, $22 people. Cowboy up.

Before you say that he's probs gay, please note that I really don't care

 

5. Buy Flowers – I'm hideously allergic to flowers but I ADORE getting them, every woman does. They're an easy, cheap way to get to 2nd base, at least.

6. Biceps - I mean…we do. All of us. Abs are all well and good but big beefy arms are just so magical.

I will kill a man to date Zac Efron. I will.

7. Nice Shoes – Basically anything that isn't Tevas (NEVER), Crocs or hiking boots. When in doubt, loafers or Converse.

8. Sometimes Skipping the Undershirt - It drives me crazy when boys wear a button up with a high-collar tee underneath. What is this, Bagdad? We want to see some skin too, ya prude.

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Oh Tom, how you tease me!

9. Love Mom – I don't even think this needs explanation.

10. Smell Good - Please put away that "Girls have told me they like my natural smell" line because it's seriously not true. Boys naturally smell like sweat and rubber and Mountain Dew. Please fix it. I, on the other hand, organically waft Chanel No. 5. FACT.

Mmm smells like pretentiousness...