Flair

My friend whose name is Flair

Has enjoyed many a sordid affair.

The great philosophy professor

Owns a welsh dresser.

And I’ve seen Flair dancing there.

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A young lady whose name is Flair

Has indulged in many a sordid affair.

The daughter of archbishop Kipper

Is employed as a stripper.

And her stage name, it is Flair!