Getting older sucks, folks. Now please excuse me, I have to try...

Getting older sucks, folks.  Now please excuse me, I have to try and remember everything high school chemistry tried to teach me about acid and alkali.

Description: An illustration of myself, lying on the bathroom floor beside the toilet.  I look… unwell.  A speech bubble with a group of angry scribbles sits above my stomach.  And a text bubble says:  ‘It might be time to remove the soda from my diet permanently…’