Time For Some Obsession

 

This outside thing was nice at first, but now that I'm out here I've spotted worse things than dogs, birds, and tiny humans. I spotted the big humans. The whiny, obsessed, self-absorbed big humans. I think it was safer inside. Oh, here we go. 
"It is my right not to wear a mask. They have no right to refuse me." BLAH BLAH BLAH
Boy, are you humans obsessed with those things. A little thing to cover your face is like asking some to cut off an arm. Woweeee. Simple minds need to latch onto small things I guess. 
You can not wear clothes too. Try saying they have no right to arrest you. See how far that gets you. 
Don't want to wear it. Don't go in and shut up. The workers making minimum wage don't need to listen to your bs. They've heard it a thousand times already.

Kitty, wouldn't that make you obsessed if you are talking about it too?
I'm not going on about it every hour on the hour. Different, furballs.
Oh. Oh. Oh. We can play too. This metal stuff sucks. We like wood. Chew it. Bat it. Chew it. Did we mention chew it? 
Are you going somewhere with this, furballs?
Kitty, don't be in such a rush. We are almost there. Wood. Yum. Humans love it too. Just look at how obsessed they are. A wood remake. Can it even be called a remake after 20 times?
What are you going on about?
Pinocchio! That wooden boy we'd like to chew. Can you believe that thing has been done over 20 times in some variation and now they are making it 2 MORE FRIGGIN TIMES!!!! And the humans say we have a short attention span. How many times do you need to watch the same damn story with the same damn characters? Humans. Only good to chew on.
You actually have a point, furballs. That's surprising.
Oh look. Poop. A snack.
And that ruins that.

Oh, look! It's water. I guess I could have a drink after all this talking. What? You want to build a house here because it is water? Water makes it better? A driveway that has a slope that is one step from an elevator is great? The same house 20 miles away is less better than here? Why? Oh, right. Water! 
$200,000 more for the same house, but it is by water. Water makes it so worth it. I mean it's water. Has fish poop and leeches and fish poop and mosquitoes and water. The water has water. That has to make it worth $200,000 more. 

Orlin, do you think there are any bugs here?
I hate ants. Ants and earwigs are nasty.
Yeah. They are hemorrhoids. 
Oh. Great. I mention bugs and now I have them with their obsession here. I better vamoose before they keep going.
Uncle Pattie, why are you talking about a moose?
Did you see a moose?
Moose are funny.
Moose are big.
Moose have big poop.
Will moose bite me?
Geez, you guys sound like the crazy lady...I mean clean lady and her birds.
Do moose eat people?
Do they like bugs?
Are they hemorrhoids?
Why are you going to moose, Uncle Pattie?
Uncle Pattie should have stuck with saying hemorrhoid over vamoose. At least they are starting their obsession training early.  
I think I'll find a spot to hide from mask nuts, water, bugs, and wood.And humans wonder why they are misunderstood.At least they never seem to let their obsessions pass,Which gives plenty of material to my little rhyming ass.
Enjoy life, forget the strife.