McSweeney's: Miskatonic University���s Draft Reopening Plan���Noted

McSweeney's: Arkham Board of Health Feedback on Miskatonic University���s Draft Plan for a Safe Campus Reopening https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/arkham-board-of-health-feedback-on-miskatonic-universitys-draft-plan-for-a-safe-campus-reopening?fbclid=IwAR3q4m50xLFQcW4MyAsREYP9Qv_ZCrdhqo5Kll58wwMmbWavlIvod8j5DVA: ���Library services: You note that all of your library���s holdings have been digitized for online reading, including certain ���foul, repellent, and irrudinous tomes that bespeak eldritch accursed rites and which, once made public, may unleash nameless aeon-dead horrors���...

...The board is extremely concerned that ���irrudinous��� is not a word.

Mental health impacts: You note that you expect increased incidences of stress, anxiety, and ��� abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy.��� What about the students? If you would like to speak further in person, you will find me crouching and gibbering in the darkness. Sincerely, Herbert West, Health Inspector.

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