Monkey Business

From time to time someone asks me, "If one of your books sells really well and you actually have some money, what will you buy?"

I've never had a good answer for this. Sure, I'd pay off the house if I could. But that's not what they mean. They want to know what things I would get for myself. You know, like a car. Or gold teeth. Actually, I already have one gold tooth. Well, a gold crown anyway. It doesn't have my name spelled out in diamonds on it or anything, and it's way back in my mouth whe...