Relativity In Our Relatives

I am always trying to be funny when I can.
And my
Post
from
March 4th, 2016
called
Albert Einstein's Special Relatives and General Relatives Theories
 is a good example of that.
As I try a
Play On Words
to be
Funny.

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I know we all have theories on our
Relatives. Or simply put,our
Relativity's Physiquesand
Mental Capabilities.This usually encompasses two theories byAlbert Einstein.Special RelativesandGeneral Relatives.
Concepts introduced by him in the Theories of Relatives.This includes the concept ofSpacetime,as a unified entity of the spacebetween their earsand thetimeit takes for them to figure out one of your jokes.Like the one you told about your Relative with the simple-anxiety,or Kin-ematic,or Grampa's invitational time dilation,and hisLengthy nose hair contractions.Now,"A team of UK-based scientists from the University of Cambridge and Queen Mary University of London have successfully simulated a five-dimensional black hole with the help of supercomputers, reported the Huffington Post. If real, the simulated black hole would be so powerful it could break down the rules that govern the theory of our General Relatives!" By Kirsten Silven for the INQUISITR and borrowed off of the Huffington Post website. "How a five- dimensional #BlackHole could ‘break’ #GeneralRelativity: https://t.co/LXiIdTve0L pic.twitter.com/RPAxEvir3Y— Cambridge University (@Cambridge_Uni) February 19, 2016"

This is, Me,
Trying To Be Funny,
It is Friday,
Do You Think I Missed The Boat?
It Was Either This,
Or Making Fun Of The Cop Who Found OJ Simpson's Bloodied Murder Knife And Kept It As A Souvenir! 
Back In 1998, Jim Hauenstein,
And,
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.
” 
- Dark Jar Tin Zoo -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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