Elvis has left the building

NY Dispatch Day 155: I’ve have this working theory about why there are still sightings of Elvis Presley decades after his death. These sighting are often detailed with fuzzy pictures in supermarket tabloids. He didn’t die of a drug overdose on August 16, 1977. Elvis was abducted by aliens. They cloned him and sent alien versions of The King of Rock and Roll to mingle with humans and gather information about us. Once their research was complete they gathered together at the Cherokee Casino in 201...