Day 2,482: You and Me

Oh, you thought you was in charge?

Nope.

Master of the house, right here. Tongues out, gunz out. I run dis town. Better put some respect on that name, dame. P-U-P-P-why? Because I gotta. Get dem treats.

You might call me an attack doggo, because I will attack that squeak without mercy. And then I will drop it on the ground and smack my lips and move my tongue around to get the fluff out of my mouth, and then I will attack that squeak again until it squeaks no longer.

You might call m...