Launch Party by the Numbers: because it's a tradition

Firstly: The winner of the Everneath Prize Pack is: Tara Turner





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On to the post!





Hey y'all. Since it's become a defining feature on the blog, I thought I'd share a rundown of the Everneath Launch Party by the Numbers:





Number of people in attendance at the launch party- 220







Number of hours I signed for: 2.5





Number of essential items I forgot: 2 

     1- my own copy of the book to read from 2- my special red pens to sign with (I shopped for them all day. I ended up signing with a purple pen.) 





Number of times I called someone "Rachel" who's name was in fact not "Rachel": 2 (King's English has a lot of Rachel's!)







Here's one of the Rachel's introducing me. I love her.
Number of typos in my power point presentation: 2





Number of times I said the word "nipple" in my presentation: 4





Number of times my mom hoped I would say the word "nipple" in my presentation: 0





Number of bad pictures in a row my hubby took of me: 9



Open those eyes, Brodi.




No wait, try again. 




This one's my favorite. I'm so bored, I'm sleeping.




Could I BE any happier? 




I'm scared. The woman in the front row has a gun. 




Constipated? Yes, please. 




Remember that part where I tried to eat the microphone?




I'm thinking of a funny joke inside my head. 




A little to the left, raise your chin more... yep. Now I can see straight up your nostrils. 


Number of times I messed up on signing my own name: 2 (What is it that makes me forget the "r" in Brodi?)





Number of times I ripped the title page of the book when I was trying to remove the post-it note: 1





Number of times I've typed the words "thank you" in the past 48 hours: 548





Number of people I have left to thank: countless





Thank you again, everyone.