The Case Of Awesome Mom And The Missing Books
Stock Art Crafted By And Indirectly Purchased From: aruba200I’m fortunate to have an absolutely wonderful and so very entertaining Mom. Here is part of the conversation I had with her yesterday.
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Cynthia Sax: (on phone) Did you get the shipment of books on
Wednesday?
Awesome Mom: No! I didn’t get any books. I thought you
forgot about me.
Cynthia Sax: I’d never forget about you. (I send her a snail
mail letter every week and call her at least once a week.) I’ll track it down
with Amazon. It must have gone to the wrong address.
(2 hours later)
Awesome Mom: (calls back) I checked and no one has received my
books.
Cynthia Sax: You checked with the mail room?
Awesome Mom: I checked with everyone. Sometimes my mail goes
to (x apartment building) and (y house) and (relays a long and very specific
list of addresses). I called them and they
haven’t seen it.
Cynthia Sax: (blinks) You called someone at (x apartment building)?
Awesome Mom: You can’t just call one person. (scoffs like I’m
an amateur) I called the lady with my same apartment number and I called their
mail room and I also talked with their maintenance staff. None of them have
seen my books.
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(grins) That’s my Mom.
She has NO internet access, doesn’t own a computer but she
has a phone (a landline) and decades of experience watching CSI.
I suspect in a week she’ll have located the delivery person.
If her books are anywhere in her city, she’ll find them.
While she does that, Amazon is sending her replacement
copies.
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Testing Truth
A fun-loving cyborg gets serious about love.
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Truth lives each moment as though it were his last. The
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When a prissy little human princess floats into the Rebel
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dangerous, warns him he might not survive the task.
That is exactly the type of fun he has been seeking.
Princess Nanette of the planet Royaume must rescue her
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