Mistake in identity

This email comes in from .. a reader??

Dear Mr. Pseudonymous Bosch,
We need to know your real identity witch means your real name it is against law authorities to hide your true identity. If you do not tell us your true identity you will be charged for Identity fraud and identity theft.

Wow! Luckily we don't know anything about how identity theft works so we're just going to ignore this notice and hope for the best. Please also note the curious spelling of "Read More...