Flonsters

The floral equivalent of monsters are known as 'flonsters'. This makes them sound ridiculous, but laugh at flonsters at your peril. These horrors can appear anywhere that plants do. This makes gardening less of a leisure activity and more of a ceaseless war against evil (a bit like weeding but worse).

The dreaded lumpkin
The existence of flonsters has led to the existence of some truly terrifying gardening equipment. Anyone visiting their local garden centre will find:


War pruners.Murdering shears.Spring-loaded scythes.Battle mowersSwitch trowels.
This makes gardening somewhat less relaxing than in other spheres of existence.


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List of Flonsters

Flonsters can appear anywhere you'd find plants, weeds, or funguses. This is far from ideal, as that's basically everywhere.

The following is a list of some famous examples.

Cragpies

These beastly bird-things look like regular trees from a distance. They look less like them when you get up close and they start murdering you.


You can read more about cragpies here.



Lumpkins

These monstrous gourds are what make regular pumpkins so scary. Lumpkins hibernate for 11 months, only coming out in the season of Gallow's Eve. They prey on victims by hiding among regular pumpkins and biting people's ankles.




Spinus Guy-Trap

The cactus-like spinus guy-traps have doors in their sides. The ignorant sometimes step inside, anticipating a magic portal to another world. These explorers will find themselves being digested in a dry horror-gullet before eventually being excreted through a distant sphincter.





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Published on July 25, 2020 04:31
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