12 days of Catmas

12 days of CatmasOn the first day of Christmasmy two cats gave to mea dingleberry in a pine tree.On the second day of Christmasmy two cats gave to metwo hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the third day of Christmasmy two cats gave to methree dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the fourth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to mefour pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the fifth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to mefive piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the sixth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to mesix stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the seventh day of Christmasmy two cats gave to meseven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the eighth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to meeight hissy fits,seven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the ninth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to menine fishy farts,eight hissy fits,seven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the tenth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to meten tons of fur,nine fishy farts,eight hissy fits,seven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the eleventh day of Christmasmy two cats gave to meeleven spitting kittens,ten tons of fur,nine fishy farts,eight hissy fits,seven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.On the twelfth day of Christmasmy two cats gave to metwelve stolen salmon,eleven spitting kittens,ten tons of fur,nine fishy farts,eight hissy fits,seven shredded sparrows,six stinging scratches,five piles of poo,four pathetic howls,three dead mice,two hair balls,and a dingleberry in a pine tree.