How To Make Takeout-Style Pad See Ew With Chicken & Asparagus

K and I have been each taking one kid a night each week for “special time.” Which means the photo above is of my son and I spending a full night together, cooking and watching Thor Ragnarok and reading. It’s lovely.

I am craving Thai food in a big, big way these days. Pad See Ew, specifically – it’s one of my favorite dishes on the planet. But there’s only one Thai restaurant nearby(ish) to me, and nearby(ish) means a 15 minute drive each way, and I do not have that kind of time (or, frankly, t...